a laundry rant

dear fellow nyc laundromat users-

since we all have to use crappy laundromats  to do our laundry may we please go over a few ground rules.

1st don't touch my laundry.
     your laundry is not any more important than my laundry.
     no i do not want you touching my intimates with your grubby paws- so don't.
     i won't touch yours; so don't touch mine.
2nd wait your turn.
     i wait and so can you.
     you are not as important as you think you are.
3rd don't open the dryer
     since you opened it my laundry didn't dry.
     since you opened it i wasted the ridiculous $6.00 i spent to wash and dry one load of laundry
     since you opened it i wasted 2 hours of my day
     yes that ticked me off.
     yes i am still ticked.
     please stop doing that.
 
if we are all courteous enough to follow these simple rules our unfortunate laundry situation will be more bearable; and this kid won't be stuck like this.

thank you-
monique